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Fucking Uday Hussein?
THAT'S my CLOSEST Fucking Match?
After him, let's see, a bunch of dead guys that I've never heard of before...
Wasn't Millard Fillmore a president or something?
And closing things off neatly... Calista Flockhart. Girl Lawyer.
This thing is fucking rigged.
On one end of the spectrum I have a murdering thug and on the other end "Girl Lawyer".
How do you use ANY of that as an interesting conversation starter with a chick?
"You know, a lot of people tell me that I look just like Uday Hussein. Hold on, let me drape this napkin over my head. The resemblance really is startling."
Goddammit.
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hahahahahahaha, one more reason to consider a shave! :)
Celebrities? It's more like random people in history and an anoxeric tv actress. Sorry. I'll try it myself and see if mine's accurate at all.
I think you most look like an anorexic weirdo shacking up with Harrison Ford. Yep, that's what comes to mind when I look at Mr. B
Seriously, dude, you're one eyebrow shaving from being Calista Flockhart. Count your damn blessings.
Can you imagine getting back one of these "Which Celebrity Do YOU Look Like" quiz and being told, YOU look just like Hitler.
Is that a comparison that you'd want to walk away with?
Wouldn't it be best for the folks who enter the celebrities in these things to avoid entering ... oh.... I don't know MURDEROUS DESPOTS?!?
Not the comparison that I was going for.
Lord A Mercy! Uday Hussein?!?
(And I'm sorry. I look absolutely NOTHING like Calista Flockhart. I look like the big fucker who ATE Calista Flockhart.
Goddammit.
Uday? Hah! Why didn't you post that on CIN? ;)
From my experience, the closest match seems to be whatever celebrity's photo (is Uday really a "celebrty"? Do we celebrate him?) was taken at the same angle as yours. Also, mustache.
-Chip
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